Ming Dynasty Restaurant

So soon after my first review, I really feel the need to revisit this.
But I want to be very clear about the topics I’m addressing.

Mongolian BBQ – 4
Heat Lamp buffet – 2
Standard menu – 3
Chinese menu – 4
Bar/Happy Hour – turning that bad boy all the way to 11!!!!

Happy Hour is M-F, 4-7 pm. The special is half price appetizers. No deals on the drinks, but they are roughly $7.50 per serving, which is a good price.

The Zombie came in a cool Fu Manchu mug.

The Chi Chi came in frozen coconut mugs, that were still cold nearly an hour later.

The Scorpion Bowl aka Parents Liquor Cabinet (costs $15, serves 2+) comes AFLAME, and with crazy long straws.

Photos of the first three drinks are below.

Ming Dynasty - Zombie Chi chi Ming Dynasty happy hour

Mai Tai was big and delicious.

King Kong Bundy (sp?) was dangerous.

I don’t believe there is any other bar in town that serves up these tiki-style cocktails with the kitsch style.

With my little group, we were able to sample nearly every appetizer on the menu. I’ll go through the whole list.

* Chinese Chicken Salad – did not try

* Fried Wontons (10 pork, or 8 cream cheese) – ordered both. Simple, fun to share, lots of dipping sauce provided.

* Egg Rolls (4) – appeared vegetarian. Standard. Let these cool down before eating.

* Paper Wrapped Chicken (4) – actually foiled wrapped. Stuck to foil. Meh.

* Fried Shrimp (4) – good.

* Bar-B-Q Spareribs (4) – yummy and filling.

* Bar-B-Q Pork – did not try

* Fried Dumplings {Pot Stickers} (6) – SKIP! But filling.

* Sa-Tay Beef Sticks (6) – winner.

* Chinese Country Style Chicken Wings (6) – good!

* Assorted Appetizer {2 pieces each of: Egg Roll, Paper Wrapped Chicken, BBQ Sparerib, and Beef Stick} (8) – winner! Came in a kitschy platter with a mini hibachi flame to heat things up.

* Fried Shrimp Balls (4) – has potential. Some of ours were too salty.

* Salt & Pepper Sauteed Mushrooms – yummy! Great to share.

Ming Dynaster - appetizer platterMing Dynasty - Shrimp ballsMing Dynasty - salt and pepper mushrooms
(Pictured: appetizer platter, shrimp balls and s&p mushrooms)

* Bon Bon Ji Chicken – WINNER! Shredded chicken in a citrus peanut sauce with greens. Can take a while to prepare, and worth the wait.

* Swa-Ni Pork – WINNER! Thin-sliced pork in spicy garlic sauce.

Now, don’t expect the party to fall in your lap. You need to bring your own. Ming Dynasty is not the place of beautiful people, unless it’s Goleta’s own special brand of beautiful people, which is folks in costco clothing and a mullet or two. And that’s part of its charms.
Also, the bar only has two scorpion bowls, so you gotta share and play nice with others.

We had a blast. LOVED the happy hours. We will be back.

Past entry.

Ming Dynasty
290 Storke Rd, Suite G
Goleta, CA 93117
www.mingdynastygoleta.com

Milk and Honey

Milk and Honey was one of those places I walked by often, heard mentioned a number of times, but could not get motivated to visit. People said it was a tapas bar, but my experience with tapas comes straight from Spain, in small fishing villages where the tapa was gratis with a round of drinks and the nibbles literally came on a plate that sat over the glasses. They were simple and actually Spanish. Places that call themselves tapas bars in Santa Barbara are not Spanish. And the tapas come in two forms: small portions priced like regular portions, or larger portions that would topple a beverage if the bowl was placed upon it. It’s that stubborness that keeps me from patronizing places that advertise themselves as tapas bars.

Milk and Honey, especially, seemed like the kind of place one had to be trendily dressed to fit in. Like the kind of place that CDB’s would frequent. I don’t have big enough sunglasses to eat here, you know?

But we came here, after the Royal Shakespeare Company performance at the Granada, because It Was Time.

Milk and Honey - French Gimlet Milk and Honey - paella

The French Gimlet was good! The photo of it was not so good! That is the situation with low light and my point and shoot, unfortunately.
The tapa shown above, if you can call it that, was named Paella and it was unlike any paella I’d had before, both in Spain and outside the country. It was simply a hot spicy stew ladled on rice. It tasted fine, but it was not paella. $15. The portion was also quite big, taking two people to eat.

Milk and Honey - beet salad

We also shared a beet salad with walnuts, tomatoes, feta and greens. This was good, on par with other beet salads in town. I believe it was $8. Between two people it was a satisfactory meal.

When I get a really big pair of sunglasses, I might feel more comfortable here. And note: the sunglasses are merely to fit in, not for actual wearing. It’s so dark inside it’s hard to read the menu.

Milk and Honey
30 W Anapamu St
Santa Barbara, CA 93190
milknhoneytapas.com

The Alembic – Haight-Ashbury

The Alembic

Our final stop in the one day San Francisco food tour with James, and it’s the Alembic Bar on Haight, owned by the same fine folks of Magnolia just a few blocks down the road.

This time it was all beverage, no food. We were stuffed to the gills and still had a dinner appointment in the south bay. In fact, I only partook of some refreshing water. It was the boys who had a proper beverage.

Alembic bar Bourbon Old Fashioned

That’s right, Bourbon Old Fashioned, done right. There isn’t much more to say, other than the photos are by Ted Mills.

Alembic (Haight-Ashbury)
1725 Haight Street (between Cole Street and Shrader Street)
San Francisco, CA 94117
www.alembicbar.com

Cold Spring Tavern

THE hangout for the biker communities that live in these hills, this is their bar on the weekends. Be grateful they haven’t lost their patience with all the tourists and DINKs poking their noses in and getting their little cars stuck in the mud. I’m not a biker, but I’d be ready to beat up Rachael Ray if she showed up screeching, “Tri-tip sammies, Yum-O!”

But that’s part of the beauty of the bar at Cold Spring Tavern, it’s the crossroads to a diverse range of customers. You will see bikers, you will see yuppies, you will see the woodland locals, you will see surly students in hoodies, and it’s all par for the course and everyone amazingly gets along.

Anyway, I want to point out that there is a distinction between the restaurant area and the bar area.
The restaurant is where they serve the game food and other exotics. It’s dark and cozy, rustic-romantic, with good quality food. Dropping $40-60 per person on a dinner there would not be unusual. Reservations recommended.

The bar is on the other side of the Tavern property, a completely separate building and it is as different as night and day to the restaurant. This is where the bikers, bands and delicious tri-tip sandwiches are. It’s a lot more casual, it can be noisy and really fun. You come and go as you please. This is the area that’s closer to $10/person. A glass of beer is a little on the skimpy side, but do you really come here just for the beer? Hell no.

Cold Spring Tavern
5995 Stagecoach Rd.
Santa Barbara, CA 93105
www.coldspringtavern.com